Benjamin was getting ready for school, and after he got his underwear on, I couldn’t help but to want to pinch his little butt.

Kids have such pinchable little butts!

It’s when you pinch them, and they’re not your kid, that’s the problem.

So, as I was saying, I couldn’t help it. I reach out and grab his right butt cheek while I make a “honk” sound.

Benjamin jumps, turns around, and with the most serious of looks on his face, says, “Daddy, don’t scare my butt.”

I don’t know what he did or said after that, because I was busy laughing while running to the bathroom for fear of peeing myself.